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doc joferlyn simp

    isnt eminem like 40 years old or smthng? he looks kinda young tho just crossed my mind

    edit: fortuna has blessed me

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    Planeskeeper

      I'm gonna be playing in half an hour
      Oh wait I'll be losing games.in half an hour

      doc joferlyn simp

        Haffy isn't 3k yet hence he can't be stuck in 3.5k

        real detective work there, detective

        doc joferlyn simp

          my god a blue star is about to be born! more power to you icetea!

          Sia

            fking family js+jejxjfiwjjbb. No perma net yet still gotta pay for phone net tethering to pc with my own little money

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            Sia

              Man eminem should be 50 by now. They're rich they can just pull their skin kr smth whenever they feel like it's changning and they got fitness coaches and isksjjfkfksjeuusn

              doc joferlyn simp

                koala bro you need to study to make money so that you can submit that amateur article to skim askhdajsjbdad

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                  3 more games for highskill pogchamp

                  evy

                    Ecksdi bws support

                    evy

                      Told an AM who had VG on his quick buy slot at the start of the game "dude get roh treads into BF trust me im an antimage spammer" so he did and got it at min 13 and destroyed everything while I press Q like a typical wk player
                      One soul is saved, now I gotta save more

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                        how do you roam with sp slardar

                        evy

                          By sucking xp until lvl 2-3 and tell your team that you'll take some bounty runes and buttfuck the midlane cuz u are a fucking ferrari?

                          Sia

                            Sp? Wut
                            also i am studying. Dota xD

                            Sia

                              Buttfuck ) ) _ ) )

                              evy

                                SAFELANE GONE WRONG!!! (GONE SUPPORT) (GONE ROAMING)

                                evy

                                  While yves is in 3.3k I already got my 3.5k back

                                  Sia

                                    And i still dont have a main acc after 3 years of dota =__=

                                    evy

                                      Fuck playing pos 1 I never enjoyed playing with fear of getting jerked off when my BF is nearly done or checking the map every 0.25 second or thinking "im dis fat now cen i kill dem now?" every fucking second

                                      Sia

                                        Let me pos1 on U B))

                                        🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                          this is actually the only thread i never read ever

                                          evy

                                            You read ayy lmao?

                                            Planeskeeper

                                              Hmm you said u never read this but you posted here. That's contradictory m8 :thinking:

                                              Planeskeeper

                                                Even Kelly can't carry me now hahaaaa
                                                Fuck jungling retards

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                                                doc joferlyn simp

                                                  read =/= post

                                                  Planeskeeper

                                                    He did post things here before that were relevant tot he then current topic which isn't possible unless he read at least a line. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

                                                    doc joferlyn simp

                                                      ^i see no concrete evidence to support such a slanderous claim

                                                      Planeskeeper

                                                        Remember the secret to getting to 4k just before 7.0 hit?

                                                        doc joferlyn simp

                                                          that proves nothing. anyone can change their profile to match cookie's, can get a blue star and can get dbuff plus. not a cookie-exclusive thing im afraid

                                                          the thing is, the burden of evidence rests on you. it is your job to prove to me and to prove to interested readers that cookie indeed reads this thread, when he vehemently says no. show me a link, where an individual named "cookie" with a cookie monster profile with a bluestar and a yellow plus sign beside his name, posted on this exact thread that suggests the he read the thread's subject matter before participating

                                                          mr. rabbit

                                                            @bws screw you, in mangas the main character always get beat the shit out of early in the story then later bam hes the strongest nut ever

                                                            this is gonna be naruto story now u piece of fuck

                                                            doc joferlyn simp

                                                              ding dong its the reality bell. the bell wants to slap some sick sense on your disillusioned mind you nerd! in the real life if you get the beat shit out of you that probably means you are too weak to fight anyway. bust a nut training or some shit the real life story is you got shat on now, u piece of cuck

                                                              mr. rabbit

                                                                ill become the hokage, believe it!

                                                                doc joferlyn simp

                                                                  i want to also become the hokage to get hot secretaries with triple d's and people are gonna make fanart of us fucking

                                                                  Planeskeeper

                                                                    I'll be a pro player believe it

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                                                                      I'll become a bluestar, believe it!

                                                                      mr. rabbit

                                                                        btw i dont watch/read naruto and i dont know every single planet in the star wars universe, i also never read harry potter and never whined about "movi bad bo0ks da besttss" so that doesnt make me a real nerd!

                                                                        real nerds are offended and offending someone is against the Dotabuff Code of Conduct! do u wanna get banned?!

                                                                        Planeskeeper

                                                                          Kelly ur losing ur groove m8 you couldnt carry me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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                                                                            i tried to get banned, by posting sexist shit
                                                                            still not banned
                                                                            @apoo, that game was unwinnable
                                                                            alche jungle > wk jungle
                                                                            bs dominated the early game, I kept getting shut down by ogre
                                                                            top lane was lost, nothing I could do tbh

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                                                                            mr. rabbit

                                                                              ??? u literally just copy skims profile whats so hard about it

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                                                                                :)

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                                                                                mr. rabbit

                                                                                  :))))))

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                                                                                  Planeskeeper

                                                                                    'Me solo' - khunkka 2017

                                                                                    Proceeds to lose the lane to bs

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                                                                                      @alice, !!!
                                                                                      @apoo, kunka was terrible

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                                                                                      mr. rabbit

                                                                                        we're all terrible

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                                                                                          agreed.

                                                                                          Planeskeeper

                                                                                            I came to gank and got bs kill.
                                                                                            His reaction: why monkey not?

                                                                                            doc joferlyn simp

                                                                                              im a god tier player idk what yall are on about with your "terrible players" bullshit

                                                                                              Sia

                                                                                                Wreck it rofl

                                                                                                also im not terrible im da best there is 85 winrate that a perfecto bewb size

                                                                                                doc joferlyn simp

                                                                                                  all in favor of only playing party games and queuing captain's mode and practicing with each other really hard that we can win 80% of our games vs randoms and casuals?

                                                                                                  Sia

                                                                                                    Let the new page contest begin
                                                                                                    i put my money on haffy