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General DiscussionDear mods, it's about time you knew

Dear mods, it's about time you knew in General Discussion
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    Let's talk about serious things now, no memes, no vhs questions, no bullshit.

    Dotabuff community is not very big, but what it was always notorious for is it's integrity. We all felt like members of a large family where everyone knew each other and regardless of insults we throw at each other, we were all friends(and some even more than friends, looking at magnus and that weeb spammer, forgot his name). Have you ever wondered why are we such a strong community, a bunch of individuals so like-minded it feels like it's all a creation of one individual with an identity disorder?

    Well, that's actually the case. All the people who breathe life in this forum, everyone who was there for more than a few days to ask how to get vhs is me. TripleSteal, Bogi, Benao, Cookie, Blunt, Marlan, Ywn, Spunki, Arin(oh i'm especially proud of this one, i think i replicated a pathetic loser almost perfectly, and then i took it to the next level and gave HIM a second identity aka olem), Kitty, that pinoy dogo, old man Yoshi and lots of other ppl - it is all ME. As a proof of this, observe me sending this message from all my accounts that you believed to be owned by real people actually giving a fuck about your forum.

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    robert

      I didn't get mention feelsbadman

      Jacked

        Wait. What is the point of your post again? Are u admitting to something

        D the Superior
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          dead

            seemsgood

            Beks

              so u were all vhs thread people were posting actually u cookie 2k mmt make 4k ? fucker off u are

              the realm's delight

                no memes

                nice try

                Illyasviel

                  so this is diox main acc, woah hes 4k and play on EU

                  Yoshi

                    I'm happy and scared at the same time.

                    Pale Mannie

                      no memes

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                        Ok, I will take you also out of the mentioning list, Clockwerkula

                        lp pesok #2

                          No Aimstronk, no JOEMAMA, no sano NotLikeThis

                          Mekarazium
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                              To many youtube spam this forum MC because. Nothing violating code of conductor? That idea MC post youtube video his channel but his post not ban of mods because. ! Now around 10k spam shity video sink sonk also mircle ... he post here for what ? Want money because money videos? Want famous ? Or for fun ? People 2k help he went I talk about this but a real player 48% winrate so annoying . Dotabuff become now youtube advertise because use he a [youtube ]. That idea MC like a shameless I'd ....

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                                mom said it's my turn to ...

                                  PHANTOM RIKI WAS A FURRY

                                  D I S G U S T

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                                  robert

                                    Welcome to the club of the forgotten Aimstonk

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                                      I'm pretty sure if I quote gotvet I'll be banned for another month

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                                          robert

                                            Gotvet LUL. Magnus best friend forever and ever.

                                            Edit: magnus it was for the OP text but thanks for remembering me 😺

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                                            I am 322 ! I am NOT DDZ !

                                              nice pasta asshole
                                              Only I am allowed to post that, since I am the author and original creator
                                              I hold multiple patents and copyrights on my secret pasta recipe and am the sole proprietor of all sales of sauce for the above mentioned pasta.
                                              You have hereby been served with a legally binding cease and desist order.
                                              My legal team is currently discussing a DMCA takedown order with dotabuff legal staff.
                                              You have been warned.
                                              Remove this pasta from this image sharing forum immediately or face punitive and compensatory damages in excess of your personal net worth. My team of high powered attorneys are going to fuck you sideways with a wooden spoon.
                                              You won't be able to walk straight for decades after we get through with you

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                                                My team of high powered attorneys are going to fuck you sideways with a wooden spoon.
                                                You won't be able to walk straight for decades after we get through with you

                                                but that's my fetish

                                                robert

                                                  Wooden spoon fetish WUTFACE

                                                  neveragain

                                                    my english aren't good enough to understand this
                                                    anyone can explain it to me ?

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                                                      doc joferlyn simp

                                                        nice england bro

                                                        robert

                                                          Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility, of you having sex with one, but there;s not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So, in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it’s disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That’s what life is like to me. I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don’t even do it for me. I am cursed

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                                                            Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility, of you having sex with one, but there;s not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So, in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it’s disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That’s what life is like to me. I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don’t even do it for me. I am cursed

                                                            doc joferlyn simp

                                                              even nicer england bros

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                                                                Président® Salted Butter

                                                                  Born I of a country poor much. Dota wanting play I my life all. Too poor but afford of internet PC and. Kidney day one decide sell to. Money get, money much, thiefs money rob of me. Kidney sell other money for. Play now I dota PC on my. Happy am I without kidney even. No plz copy pasta story of my.

                                                                  robert

                                                                    For those who are lazy to press the link

                                                                    Imagine being Arin and having to be all like "damn, Arin's girlfriend, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my animated character on Game Grumps and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arin and not only sit in that chair while his girlfriend flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her repulsive face, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while editing his videos. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ARIN'S GIRLFRIEND LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then you animate another scene, and you know you could kill every single person in the room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arin. You're not going to lose your future gaming career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

                                                                    Jay the Bird

                                                                      rip arin

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                                                                        I am 322 ! I am NOT DDZ !

                                                                          ШHДT THЗ FЦCК DID УФЦ JЦST FЦCКIИG SДЧ ДЬФЦT MЭ, УФЦ LITTLЗ ЪITCH? I’LL HДVЭ ЧФЦ КЙФЩ I GЯДDЦДTЗD TФP ФF MУ CLДSS IИ THЭ ЙДVЧ SЗДLS, ДИD I’VЭ БЗЭЙ IИVФLVЗD IЙ ИЦMЭЯФЦS SЗCЯЭT ЯДIDS ФЙ ДL-QЦДЗDД, ДИD I HДVЭ ФVЗЯ 300 CФЙFIЯMЭD КILLS. I ДM TЯДIИЗD IЙ GФЯILLД ШДЯFДЯЭ ДИD I’M THЗ TФP SЙIPЭЯ IИ THЗ ЭЙTIЯЗ ЦS ДЯMЭD FФЯCЗS. УФЦ ДЯЭ ИФTHIЙG TФ MЗ ЬЦT JЦST ДИФTHЭЯ TДЯGЗT. I ЩILL ШIPЭ ЧФЦ THЗ FЦCК ФЦT ЩITH PЯЭCISIФЙ THЗ LIКЭS ФF ШHICH HДS ИЗVЭЯ ЪЗЭЙ SЗЭИ БЗFФЯЭ ФЙ THIS ЗДЯTH, MДЯК MУ FЦCКIИG ЩФЯDS. ЧФЦ THIИК УФЦ CДЙ GЗT ДШДЧ ЩITH SДУIИG THДT SHIT TФ MЭ ФVЗЯ THЭ IЙTЗЯИЭT? THIЙК ДGДIИ, FЦCКЗЯ. ДS ШЭ SPЗДК I ДM CФЙTДCTIИG MЧ SЭCЯЗT ЙЭTЩФЯК ФF SPIЗS ДCЯФSS THЭ ЦSД ДИD УФЦЯ IP IS ЬЗIЙG TЯДCЭD ЯIGHT ИФШ SФ ЧФЦ ЪЗTTЭЯ PЯЗPДЯЭ FФЯ THЗ STФЯM, MДGGФT. THЭ STФЯM THДT ЩIPЗS ФЦT THЭ PДTHЗTIC LITTLЭ THIЙG УФЦ CДLL ЧФЦЯ LIFЗ. УФЦ’ЯЭ FЦCКIИG DЗДD, КID. I CДЙ БЭ ДИЧШHЗЯЭ, ДЙУTIMЗ, ДИD I CДЙ КILL ЧФЦ IИ ФVЭЯ SЗVЭЙ HЦИDЯЗD ЩДУS, ДЙD THДT’S JЦST ШITH MЧ ЬДЯЭ HДИDS. ЙФT ФИLУ ДM I ЗЖTЭЙSIVЗLЧ TЯДIИЭD IЙ ЦИДЯMЗD CФMЪДT, ЬЦT I HДVЗ ДCCЭSS TФ THЗ ЭИTIЯЗ ДЯSЭЙДL ФF THЗ ЦИITЭD STДTЗS MДЯIЙЭ CФЯPS ДИD I ШILL ЦSЗ IT TФ ITS FЦLL ЭЖTЗЙT TФ ЩIPЭ УФЦЯ MISЗЯДЪLЭ ДSS ФFF THЗ FДCЭ ФF THЗ CФИTIЙЭИT, ЧФЦ LITTLЗ SHIT. IF ФЙLУ ЧФЦ CФЦLD HДVЭ КИФШЙ ЩHДT ЦИHФLУ ЯЗTЯIБЦTIФЙ ЧФЦЯ LITTLЭ “CLЗVЭЯ” CФMMЗИT ШДS ДЬФЦT TФ ЪЯIЙG DФЩИ ЦPФЙ УФЦ, MДЧБЭ УФЦ ШФЦLD HДVЗ HЭLD ЧФЦЯ FЦCКIИG TФЙGЦЗ. ЬЦT УФЦ CФЦLDИ’T, ЧФЦ DIDЙ’T, ДИD ЙФЩ УФЦ’ЯЭ PДЧIИG THЗ PЯICЭ, УФЦ GФDDДMЙ IDIФT. I ШILL SHIT FЦЯЧ ДLL ФVЗЯ УФЦ ДИD ЧФЦ ЩILL DЯФШЙ IИ IT. УФЦ’ЯЭ FЦCКIИG DЗДD, КIDDФ.

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                                                                            ШHДT THЗ FЦCК DID УФЦ JЦST FЦCКIИG SДЧ ДЬФЦT MЭ, УФЦ LITTLЗ ЪITCH? I’LL HДVЭ ЧФЦ КЙФЩ I GЯДDЦДTЗD TФP ФF MУ CLДSS IИ THЭ ЙДVЧ SЗДLS, ДИD I’VЭ БЗЭЙ IИVФLVЗD IЙ ИЦMЭЯФЦS SЗCЯЭT ЯДIDS ФЙ ДL-QЦДЗDД, ДИD I HДVЭ ФVЗЯ 300 CФЙFIЯMЭD КILLS. I ДM TЯДIИЗD IЙ GФЯILLД ШДЯFДЯЭ ДИD I’M THЗ TФP SЙIPЭЯ IИ THЗ ЭЙTIЯЗ ЦS ДЯMЭD FФЯCЗS. УФЦ ДЯЭ ИФTHIЙG TФ MЗ ЬЦT JЦST ДИФTHЭЯ TДЯGЗT. I ЩILL ШIPЭ ЧФЦ THЗ FЦCК ФЦT ЩITH PЯЭCISIФЙ THЗ LIКЭS ФF ШHICH HДS ИЗVЭЯ ЪЗЭЙ SЗЭИ БЗFФЯЭ ФЙ THIS ЗДЯTH, MДЯК MУ FЦCКIИG ЩФЯDS. ЧФЦ THIИК УФЦ CДЙ GЗT ДШДЧ ЩITH SДУIИG THДT SHIT TФ MЭ ФVЗЯ THЭ IЙTЗЯИЭT? THIЙК ДGДIИ, FЦCКЗЯ. ДS ШЭ SPЗДК I ДM CФЙTДCTIИG MЧ SЭCЯЗT ЙЭTЩФЯК ФF SPIЗS ДCЯФSS THЭ ЦSД ДИD УФЦЯ IP IS ЬЗIЙG TЯДCЭD ЯIGHT ИФШ SФ ЧФЦ ЪЗTTЭЯ PЯЗPДЯЭ FФЯ THЗ STФЯM, MДGGФT. THЭ STФЯM THДT ЩIPЗS ФЦT THЭ PДTHЗTIC LITTLЭ THIЙG УФЦ CДLL ЧФЦЯ LIFЗ. УФЦ’ЯЭ FЦCКIИG DЗДD, КID. I CДЙ БЭ ДИЧШHЗЯЭ, ДЙУTIMЗ, ДИD I CДЙ КILL ЧФЦ IИ ФVЭЯ SЗVЭЙ HЦИDЯЗD ЩДУS, ДЙD THДT’S JЦST ШITH MЧ ЬДЯЭ HДИDS. ЙФT ФИLУ ДM I ЗЖTЭЙSIVЗLЧ TЯДIИЭD IЙ ЦИДЯMЗD CФMЪДT, ЬЦT I HДVЗ ДCCЭSS TФ THЗ ЭИTIЯЗ ДЯSЭЙДL ФF THЗ ЦИITЭD STДTЗS MДЯIЙЭ CФЯPS ДИD I ШILL ЦSЗ IT TФ ITS FЦLL ЭЖTЗЙT TФ ЩIPЭ УФЦЯ MISЗЯДЪLЭ ДSS ФFF THЗ FДCЭ ФF THЗ CФИTIЙЭИT, ЧФЦ LITTLЗ SHIT. IF ФЙLУ ЧФЦ CФЦLD HДVЭ КИФШЙ ЩHДT ЦИHФLУ ЯЗTЯIБЦTIФЙ ЧФЦЯ LITTLЭ “CLЗVЭЯ” CФMMЗИT ШДS ДЬФЦT TФ ЪЯIЙG DФЩИ ЦPФЙ УФЦ, MДЧБЭ УФЦ ШФЦLD HДVЗ HЭLD ЧФЦЯ FЦCКIИG TФЙGЦЗ. ЬЦT УФЦ CФЦLDИ’T, ЧФЦ DIDЙ’T, ДИD ЙФЩ УФЦ’ЯЭ PДЧIИG THЗ PЯICЭ, УФЦ GФDDДMЙ IDIФT. I ШILL SHIT FЦЯЧ ДLL ФVЗЯ УФЦ ДИD ЧФЦ ЩILL DЯФШЙ IИ IT. УФЦ’ЯЭ FЦCКIИG DЗДD, КIDDФ.

                                                                            robert

                                                                              For those who have eye sight problems

                                                                              What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

                                                                              lp pesok #2

                                                                                ШHДT THЗ FЦCК DID УФЦ JЦST FЦCКIИG SДЧ ДЬФЦT MЭ, УФЦ LITTLЗ ЪITCH? I’LL HДVЭ ЧФЦ КЙФЩ I GЯДDЦДTЗD TФP ФF MУ CLДSS IИ THЭ ЙДVЧ SЗДLS, ДИD I’VЭ БЗЭЙ IИVФLVЗD IЙ ИЦMЭЯФЦS SЗCЯЭT ЯДIDS ФЙ ДL-QЦДЗDД, ДИD I HДVЭ ФVЗЯ 300 CФЙFIЯMЭD КILLS. I ДM TЯДIИЗD IЙ GФЯILLД ШДЯFДЯЭ ДИD I’M THЗ TФP SЙIPЭЯ IИ THЗ ЭЙTIЯЗ ЦS ДЯMЭD FФЯCЗS. УФЦ ДЯЭ ИФTHIЙG TФ MЗ ЬЦT JЦST ДИФTHЭЯ TДЯGЗT. I ЩILL ШIPЭ ЧФЦ THЗ FЦCК ФЦT ЩITH PЯЭCISIФЙ THЗ LIКЭS ФF ШHICH HДS ИЗVЭЯ ЪЗЭЙ SЗЭИ БЗFФЯЭ ФЙ THIS ЗДЯTH, MДЯК MУ FЦCКIИG ЩФЯDS. ЧФЦ THIИК УФЦ CДЙ GЗT ДШДЧ ЩITH SДУIИG THДT SHIT TФ MЭ ФVЗЯ THЭ IЙTЗЯИЭT? THIЙК ДGДIИ, FЦCКЗЯ. ДS ШЭ SPЗДК I ДM CФЙTДCTIИG MЧ SЭCЯЗT ЙЭTЩФЯК ФF SPIЗS ДCЯФSS THЭ ЦSД ДИD УФЦЯ IP IS ЬЗIЙG TЯДCЭD ЯIGHT ИФШ SФ ЧФЦ ЪЗTTЭЯ PЯЗPДЯЭ FФЯ THЗ STФЯM, MДGGФT. THЭ STФЯM THДT ЩIPЗS ФЦT THЭ PДTHЗTIC LITTLЭ THIЙG УФЦ CДLL ЧФЦЯ LIFЗ. УФЦ’ЯЭ FЦCКIИG DЗДD, КID. I CДЙ БЭ ДИЧШHЗЯЭ, ДЙУTIMЗ, ДИD I CДЙ КILL ЧФЦ IИ ФVЭЯ SЗVЭЙ HЦИDЯЗD ЩДУS, ДЙD THДT’S JЦST ШITH MЧ ЬДЯЭ HДИDS. ЙФT ФИLУ ДM I ЗЖTЭЙSIVЗLЧ TЯДIИЭD IЙ ЦИДЯMЗD CФMЪДT, ЬЦT I HДVЗ ДCCЭSS TФ THЗ ЭИTIЯЗ ДЯSЭЙДL ФF THЗ ЦИITЭD STДTЗS MДЯIЙЭ CФЯPS ДИD I ШILL ЦSЗ IT TФ ITS FЦLL ЭЖTЗЙT TФ ЩIPЭ УФЦЯ MISЗЯДЪLЭ ДSS ФFF THЗ FДCЭ ФF THЗ CФИTIЙЭИT, ЧФЦ LITTLЗ SHIT. IF ФЙLУ ЧФЦ CФЦLD HДVЭ КИФШЙ ЩHДT ЦИHФLУ ЯЗTЯIБЦTIФЙ ЧФЦЯ LITTLЭ “CLЗVЭЯ” CФMMЗИT ШДS ДЬФЦT TФ ЪЯIЙG DФЩИ ЦPФЙ УФЦ, MДЧБЭ УФЦ ШФЦLD HДVЗ HЭLD ЧФЦЯ FЦCКIИG TФЙGЦЗ. ЬЦT УФЦ CФЦLDИ’T, ЧФЦ DIDЙ’T, ДИD ЙФЩ УФЦ’ЯЭ PДЧIИG THЗ PЯICЭ, УФЦ GФDDДMЙ IDIФT. I ШILL SHIT FЦЯЧ ДLL ФVЗЯ УФЦ ДИD ЧФЦ ЩILL DЯФШЙ IИ IT. УФЦ’ЯЭ FЦCКIИG DЗДD, КIDDФ.

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                                                                                  robert

                                                                                    Astounding! You have managed to expend effort creating a non-random string of characters which usually convey meaning, yet your overall comment was ABSOLUTELY POINTLESS! It is as though all of the industries of mankind were operated in reverse, with great will and endeavor being used to convert items of usefulness into worthless bare materials! you are the antithesis of all that is grand and great about mankinds capacity for thought and self-determination. You sir, are the mirror image of a meaningful entity, lower than base matter, lower than oblivion, because unlike the brutish deterministic plasma of the unreasoning cosmos, you CHOSE to be without value or worth. Or in the parlance of thine own ilk: LOL N0 UR GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!11ONE!!!!!ELEVENTY!!!!11!

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                                                                                      doc joferlyn simp

                                                                                        england is a solid 5/7

                                                                                        trench

                                                                                          Wtf is happening here?

                                                                                          lp pesok #2

                                                                                            Wtf is happening here?

                                                                                            Super Speed Snail

                                                                                              Reading himatwala and skankhunt...

                                                                                              ... seems like de javu.

                                                                                              Exact words, and stuff, really confirming illuminati. This is complimentary with the topic that spamming the same meme again and again. Which is...

                                                                                              ... seems like de javu.

                                                                                              JJ

                                                                                                7/10

                                                                                                TripleSteal-

                                                                                                  "pinoy dogo"
                                                                                                  i actually nicknamed him as "pinoy doge" in my friendlist when he added me

                                                                                                  also great shitpost, no kappa. one of the very few high quality original shitposts ive seen here.

                                                                                                  Â INV MENYA LP PARTY

                                                                                                    [Hook] (2x)
                                                                                                    Zu viel Kopfkinos
                                                                                                    Hier sticht man zu wie Mosquitos
                                                                                                    Hier ist dein Feind inkognito
                                                                                                    Wir sind am lauern mit Geduld, denn Gott ist groß

                                                                                                    [Part 1]
                                                                                                    Hier ging ein Kurde Gold, Respekt für den Diggi
                                                                                                    Sag „Her biji Raprebellizzy!“!
                                                                                                    Mein Rap verbreitet sich wie Heuschreckenplagen
                                                                                                    Er streut Metastasen, schickt Deutschrapper schlafen
                                                                                                    Der Stein in meinem Ring glänzt verblüffend in smaragdgrün
                                                                                                    Erzähl mir ma' vom Neid, ich will wissen, wie's sich anfühlt
                                                                                                    Meine Silberkette glänzt nicht mehr, sie ist anthrazit
                                                                                                    Mein Instinkt verschwindet blind in meiner Fantasie
                                                                                                    Ihr bewohnt ländliche Gegenden
                                                                                                    In meiner Stadt gibt es keine menschliche Ebene, aber denk nicht, wir geh'n hier weg!
                                                                                                    Wir sind keine Jungs, die mit sechs Leuten im Benz sitzen
                                                                                                    Eh-eh! Wir sind Bad-Boys auf Bad-Mission
                                                                                                    Ihr wisst nicht, was diese Gang hier im Sinn hat
                                                                                                    Sorry, NSA, aber mein Blackberry spinnt grad
                                                                                                    Sag „Hallo!“ zu den Eses und Birras
                                                                                                    Und zu der Desert, Matchday, ihr Pisser!

                                                                                                    [Hook] (2x)
                                                                                                    Zu viel Kopfkinos
                                                                                                    Hier sticht man zu wie Mosquitos
                                                                                                    Hier ist dein Feind inkognito
                                                                                                    Wir sind am lauern mit Geduld, denn Gott ist groß

                                                                                                    [Part 2]
                                                                                                    Mein Lebensziel, ich weiß nicht
                                                                                                    Depressive Scheiße
                                                                                                    Ich wollte eigentlich von dieser Gegend immer weit weg
                                                                                                    Ein Außenseiter wie Ángel Di María
                                                                                                    Heut stürm' ich die Party und angel' die Maria
                                                                                                    Rebellizzy rappt für drei Generation'
                                                                                                    Für dein' Vater, für dein' Bruder und für dein' Sohn
                                                                                                    Ich hab' Geld, aber bin ich noch derselbe?
                                                                                                    Mir egal, die Augen meiner Eltern funkeln mehr als meine Felgen
                                                                                                    Kontostand voller Zero, Zeros
                                                                                                    Mein Wort hat hier Gewicht, so wie das von el mero mero
                                                                                                    Mein Portemonnaie ist aus Krokoleder
                                                                                                    Ich bin jung, ich bin fresh, ich bin ohne Fehler
                                                                                                    Mein Reiseziel such' ich mir nicht aus
                                                                                                    Ich dreh' am Globus und halt' einfach nur den Finger drauf
                                                                                                    Was will ich mehr? Die Felgen glänzen
                                                                                                    Und die Fans sind am bellydancen - thank you for everything!

                                                                                                    [Hook] (2x)
                                                                                                    Zu viel Kopfkinos
                                                                                                    Hier sticht man zu wie Mosquitos
                                                                                                    Hier ist dein Feind inkognito
                                                                                                    Wir sind am lauern mit Geduld, denn Gott ist groß

                                                                                                    [Outro]
                                                                                                    Halt Abstand! Ich bin nicht wie du!
                                                                                                    Überlebt nur einer von uns beiden, trink' ich dein Blut!
                                                                                                    Halt Abstand! Ihr seid nicht wie wir!
                                                                                                    Wir sind bereit, zu marschier'n, hab'n euch bereits im Visier!
                                                                                                    Halt Abstand! Du bist nicht wie ich!
                                                                                                    Ein Blick - du erstickst an mei'm Gift!
                                                                                                    Halt Abstand! Wir sind nicht wie ihr!
                                                                                                    Wir sind Rebellen mit 'nem Ziel im Visier!

                                                                                                    Â INV MENYA LP PARTY

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