General DiscussionPredict my MMR Mega-Thread!

what an awesome thread. i'll kick us off..

can someone pls predict my mmr, tell me how i can improve, tell me why my team mates always suck, predict my party mmr, predict my future mmr in 6 months time, predict my average hero dmg per match, predict how often I flame pinoys on my team?

thanks~~!~

im sure ur a dumpster player 3900-4200 amaright? (on Skim)

predict me

my name is salza, i come from south korea to play dotska. pls guess me mmr guys

^ "it will be 4189" he said with an unprecedented amount of certainty for such a specific number.

pls guess me mmr pls

^Is over 9000 right?

Oh plz guess wut my mmr will be, I made this account cuz I was stuck in 1k but I know I should be 5k Ihop this account will have at least 4thousand mmrs so I don't need to commit seppuku. My body pillow would be so upset if I had to Sudoku.

its 10k unicorn

Hit me pls!

Haha. Fck off guys

i think this thread should be like the "comment on previous users performance" thread, guise?? as in, you have to predict the last posters mmr before having yours rated.

^ asdf - 4.4k but this can change quickly due to smurf

@ Bad Intentions - hmmmm.. 4.1k??

predict my poor profile :(

^4.2k solo 2.8k party

Eazy TA

@skim
if u want to make this stuff work, pin it and delete all the off-topic comments. otherwise it would be senseless.

Predict mah MMR...

Oh wait nvm I'm not l\ogged in on my main fk mods y u ban me till the 30th

Please predict my mmr. Thank u

@vietnam trash player
around 4k

THing is everyone is going to ask for mmr predictions and no one is going to give them xD

lmao

Predict mine. I'll answer immediately once I see someone's prediction.

predict my penis lenght

@krilan
it doesnt make sense since u alrdy calibrated. you misunderstand the point of this thread.

@mhysa
2 inches

pleaes use metric system

@TripleSteal- sorry my bad, I thought anyone could ask for predictions because I saw some other guys that also asked for predictions for their own mmr that already finished calibrating.

@krillan
if you want a guess, then id say u r in low 5ks atm

@TripleSteal- you're good lol. my solo right now is 4.7k and pt is 5.4k

was going to say you should sticky this but i'm fairly sure it won't be necessary...

@back'alive: spot on

predict mine plebs

mine please

its "predct my mmr", not "guess my mmr" thread
you two already calibrated and know what ur mmr is

ayyy lmao.

ayy lmao +1

YOU ARE WITH THE TREES

i dont like trees

Cut cut cut

trees do have a way of dying around me

@skim
we might meet in ranked, heh

oh
uhm

WHAt'S MY MMR PREDICT PLS

What if they get me?

There's...a giant...tree-person...right next to me. Stay calm. Ha ha ha ha. Just stay calm

@Mind Games Without looking to ur buff profile i can sense a 3,361 solo mmmmr

helo guis can u pls predikt my mmr ?

I can predict the length of your penis want?

bump because the numpties have resurfaced - turns out this does need to be pinned!

Predict mine pls :3 I never played ranked so don't know my mmr