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General Discussiongames this patch has absolutley no fucking significance and I thought...

games this patch has absolutley no fucking significance and I thought last few years was bad enough in General Discussion
ΙγrιΙΙνεmροs crιsτεναηιsh...

    it doesn't matter what you "really are" according to whatever else, ok, it matters what you want, not in real life, in your dream, your deepest, most sincere and purest of dream, that's who you really are. that's what defines you

    ΙγrιΙΙνεmροs crιsτεναηιsh...

      people aren't alive when they attend to their physical desires.

      ΙγrιΙΙνεmροs crιsτεναηιsh...

        the physical things are nothing, nothing without the mind, take your mind away you become what? the zombie you always aspired to be in your popular culture madness, the dead inside metacommentary on the truth of the ever devolving society that is pop culture. people can't prioritize mind over matter, they let themselves go to inferior forms.

        ΙγrιΙΙνεmροs crιsτεναηιsh...

          why did a cancerous game like dota ever get viral? anything that it ever was worth doesn't have a shred of trace left.

          asdf

            Would you like some bacon? It tastes good and makes you forget your worries.

            ΙγrιΙΙνεmροs crιsτεναηιsh...

              the only real significance bacon ever had in my life was the idea that people would be so lonely as to circlejerk over bacon on the internet for so many years like many other things signifies the real tragedies of the world.

              npc
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                ΙγrιΙΙνεmροs crιsτεναηιsh...

                  otherwise it's as dumb as any other tasty junk food, just low grade physical stimulae to get you by your miserable lives

                  npc
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                    4Skin

                      Why do you have so much spare time, and why are you wasting it by posting senseless threads on dotabuff?

                      ΙγrιΙΙνεmροs crιsτεναηιsh...

                        because I can, isn't that what you all do things by? whatever you can do?

                        ΙγrιΙΙνεmροs crιsτεναηιsh...

                          somehow I am not allowed?

                          TripleSteal-

                            i alrdy smell the banhammer that is coming

                            ΙγrιΙΙνεmροs crιsτεναηιsh...

                              you can bro up to pro players, you can buy accounts, you can do whatever you want to get whatever you wish to whatever end, nobody stopping you, go getter

                              ΙγrιΙΙνεmροs crιsτεναηιsh...

                                you can laugh at me, erase me from the world, reduce everything associated with me to nothingness

                                Riguma Borusu

                                  that's some existentialist shit right there no kappa

                                  ΙγrιΙΙνεmροs crιsτεναηιsh...

                                    fulfill your destinies, as all singing clowns all dancing crap of this world

                                    ΙγrιΙΙνεmροs crιsτεναηιsh...

                                      i know you all know it you just don't fucking admit it, you know you all have miserable fucking lives yet you try to get by try to smile to strangers try to feel significant

                                      ΙγrιΙΙνεmροs crιsτεναηιsh...

                                        doing whatever the fuck it is you do

                                        ΙγrιΙΙνεmροs crιsτεναηιsh...

                                          in fact when I feel really shit I just wander the street and try to find people who would just fucking smile at me when I look at them

                                          Riguma Borusu

                                            I am actually reconsidering my life right now so you're pretty much on point, I am actually thinking about ditching dota to fix my health and education but nah probably not gonna happen I don't plan to live into 30s

                                            Ariaflutter.Ataraxia

                                              did you eat batteries or something
                                              _______________

                                              this comment is god ! i laughed so hard.

                                              ΙγrιΙΙνεmροs crιsτεναηιsh...

                                                i go to sleep every time hoping I don't have to wake up again

                                                Ariaflutter.Ataraxia

                                                  someone have existensial crisis no kappa

                                                  Mokujin

                                                    post a picture of yourself and we'll collectively try to identify what type of ape you are

                                                    Ariaflutter.Ataraxia

                                                      ^rofl

                                                      Welt aus Eis

                                                        Lmfao this is either a really bad troll or somebody who needs urgent psychological help

                                                        Ariaflutter.Ataraxia

                                                          i love this thread keep it up chinese guy :v

                                                          LaughingStock

                                                            Looks like OP read the cover of a philosophy book... look out world

                                                            4Skin

                                                              He probably is a chinkpanzee

                                                              copiumtrader.eth #WAGMI #...

                                                                You should most likely turn your focus to something other than Dota. It seems you are investing too much time and emotional energy into a game where you sometimes have to rely on other people to reach a goal. This is a game, and yes sometimes game are bad. Games will always have a high variance in quality when you are playing with other actual people, a human's behavior is not 100% predictable. The age variance in this game is also high, but a majority seem to be under 24 years of age, so most likely not fully socially developed.

                                                                It also seems you are very young and lonely if you are spilling your emotions and philosophies to strangers on the internet.

                                                                copiumtrader.eth #WAGMI #...

                                                                  Also, you have played 1.3k games of shadowfiend and the rest are carries. I'm not sure if your games are unenjoyable because of the style you play and your team actually not playing well or if you have a huge ego.

                                                                  Also, where he is from and what nationality or race he is shouldnt matter in a discussion of emotional distress or trauma as all people in a point in their lives will go through a similar situation.

                                                                  Livin' Real Good

                                                                    I'm actually very content with my life, but I know it could be better. Miserable? I wouldn't go as far to say that, not even close. I'm also fully aware that in the end, none of this stuff will matter, what are you trying to prove? I think I know, you have " inferiority complex. "

                                                                    in·fe·ri·or·i·ty com·plex
                                                                    noun
                                                                    an unrealistic feeling of general inadequacy caused by actual or supposed inferiority in one sphere, sometimes marked by aggressive behavior in compensation.

                                                                    ^^
                                                                    THAT IS YOU, wake up.

                                                                    You're basically trying to tell us that " we're nothing, that we live for nothing meaningful (which is funny, cause what are you living for if all you can do is just flame on a forum about shitty teammates, and telling other people their lives have little to no meaning, that sure says a lot about you)

                                                                    Not only that, you have a fragile ego, you're VERY insecure. I bet you think you're special too, like you're a rare form of human, a human that see's everything clearly, don't make me laugh.

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                                                                    Seoulmate

                                                                      this thread makes me laugh every time i open it

                                                                      Livin' Real Good

                                                                        Every time I play shower with Salza simulator: Salza Drops The Soap Edition, that makes me laugh too :)

                                                                        Seoulmate

                                                                          the fuck

                                                                          Livin' Real Good

                                                                            Makes a shower with your dad simulator, then acts weirded out with what I said, nice logic. Kappa

                                                                            *hugs*

                                                                            copiumtrader.eth #WAGMI #...

                                                                              reborn custom game : maury show simulator heuheuehuehueheuhe

                                                                              TripleSteal-

                                                                                thats some fucked up shit, but i would play

                                                                                Seoulmate

                                                                                  @triplesteal
                                                                                  i think it's because i started playing this http://store.steampowered.com/app/359050/

                                                                                  TripleSteal-

                                                                                    oh my god is it for real

                                                                                    Dunning-Kruger-Doto

                                                                                      4k games; normal skill; 47% winrate. Kappa.

                                                                                      Dunning-Kruger-Doto

                                                                                        Every few weeks/days some baddy opens a thread about how mm is broken and keeps him down, cause he always gets retards. This can not be true:

                                                                                        Baddies before you:
                                                                                        http://www.dotabuff.com/topics/2015-10-10-trench-is-real?page=1#comment-524784
                                                                                        http://www.dotabuff.com/topics/2015-10-15-so-i-just-when-4958-and-was-extremely-close-to-losing-1k-is-fucked
                                                                                        http://www.dotabuff.com/topics/2015-10-18-games-this-patch-has-absolutley-no-fucking-significance-and-i-thought-last-few-years-was-bad-enough
                                                                                        http://www.dotabuff.com/topics/2015-01-11-about-my-47?page=1

                                                                                        https://www.dotabuff.com/topics/2015-08-13-how-to-deal-with-always-getting-a-shit-team-in-ranked

                                                                                        https://www.dotabuff.com/topics/2015-08-09-how-to-get-out-of-3k

                                                                                        http://www.dotabuff.com/topics/2015-04-04-im-a-16k-mmr-player-and-my-team-sucks-and-me-lol?page=1

                                                                                        http://www.dotabuff.com/topics/2015-01-11-my-god-i-cant-fucking-win

                                                                                        http://www.dotabuff.com/topics/2015-04-03-every-game-i-go-mid-and-dominate

                                                                                        https://www.dotabuff.com/topics/2015-07-23-how-to-escape-in-high-skill-bracket

                                                                                        http://www.dotabuff.com/topics/2015-09-08-im-so-fucking-tired-of-these-mmr-players?page=1

                                                                                        http://www.dotabuff.com/topics/2015-09-16-what-is-it-with-so-many-cancer-retards-in-47k-bracket

                                                                                        Simple logic:

                                                                                        If you are better than your teammates (you are not) you will win more games than you lose, because on your team there would be 4 retards plus you (the better one) and on the other team 5 retards (most of the time). Dota gives every player a number for his skill. If your number is too low for your actual skill, you should climb by time.

                                                                                        Since you do not climb and stay low, you are a baddy.

                                                                                        Thats the bad news.

                                                                                        The good news:

                                                                                        You can improve in no time! You have so many big things you can work on, that climbing mmr is really really easy.

                                                                                        1. Pick wise (heros that match your lineup or you are strong with; do not put too much effort in support below 3.5 k mmr)

                                                                                        2. Learn to farm (Lasthits/Denies/Flashfarming midgame)

                                                                                        3. Do not feed (Just do not)

                                                                                        4. Built proper Items (Dagon Spectre might be fun, but might lose you the game).

                                                                                        5. Adapt your skillbuild (there is no “right” skillbuild for every situation)

                                                                                        6. Watch what is going on (Check minimap and other lanes often; use your tp if enemies dive)

                                                                                        7. Make the right decisions (Push/Farm/Gank/Defend/Rosh when the time has come etc.)

                                                                                        8. ALWAYS CARRY A TP

                                                                                        9. Check your enemies Inventories.

                                                                                        10. Do not rage (lowers apm, causes you to get muted, and nobody will listen to you anyways; If someone rages mute him)

                                                                                        11. If you get tired by playing, you are hungry or angry, just stop playing.

                                                                                        To do this focus on one aspect a time to improve:

                                                                                        Watch your replays to see your mistakes; watch pro replays/good streams, to see how they do it.

                                                                                        If you do not want to get better and make the effort, play on in your lowpool. But do not blame the system.

                                                                                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G_zSos8w_I

                                                                                        http://www.playdota.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1398477

                                                                                        Filthy

                                                                                          Lol I heard about that game .

                                                                                          ΙγrιΙΙνεmροs crιsτεναηιsh...

                                                                                            fuck your mmr, ok, fuck your mechanics, fuck your knowledge, fuck your mentality, fuck your tps fuck your guides fuck your farm fuck your improvements fuck your system fuck your high horses fuck your epeen

                                                                                            u think low mmr and shit teammates are a shame, you dread them with your life, you have no fucking idea

                                                                                            ΙγrιΙΙνεmροs crιsτεναηιsh...

                                                                                              nobody's a god, nobody's shit

                                                                                              Zenoth

                                                                                                You are shit though

                                                                                                ΙγrιΙΙνεmροs crιsτεναηιsh...

                                                                                                  Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon. you majority fucks don't realize it, but the world is created by men like us.