man do i like it when i have 2 supports + bara afking in the laning stage while bs fucks me in the ass with his boyfriend roaming sk but when consequently we get 10k gold behind and cant kill a single hero fuck our cores right?? 👌👌
hi guys i have 4000 ranked games, half of them on supoports still cant figure out how to press tp on an allied tier 1 tower, can u help me figure it out??
You’re fucking figured out, kid. I can solve mysteries anywhere, anytime, and I can complete your puzzle in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my grey cells. Not only am I extensively trained in sealing things with duct tape, but I have access to the entire power of the Detective's Authority and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable mystery off the face of the Fragment, you little witch. If only you could have known what unholy solution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting the Trick Ending, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Blue Truth all over your catbox and you will drown in it. Your mystery is fucking solved, kiddo.
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play dota2 with me (Im a carry, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you arcana as little gift. you like CM? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)
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I don't usually watch streams but ran out of series to watch today and opened twitch. Clicked Dota 2. Clicked most popular live stream of player ixmike88. Watched 15 minutes. Saw him abusing low priority 5 minute wins.
Sincerely from the bottom of my heart, fuck you, kind sir ixmike88. Seeing these 15 minutes of twitch has helped me suddenly much better understand why there so many toxic players intentionally abusing low priority games of dota 2 that I'm trying to enjoy. As much as young boys mimic the hairstyles of their favorite football players, they take cue for their behavior and playstyles from eSports athletes they see in tournaments.
I understand that emotional maturity is not everybody's strongest suit and that is absolutely fine. But at the moment, you are not just neutral, you are in fact part of the worst kind of cancer of our community, ixmike88.
I demand that you apologize to all of us who have to deal with the ripple effects of your immature behaviour in our pubs and stop intentionally abusing low priority games, especially on stream. Forever. This is not excusable. Everybody gets mad and rages, I know. Everybody goes on a rant on what their teammates did wrong after dying in a fight, I know. But it is not ok to sometimes abuse low priority wins. NOT EVEN ONCE. It is unacceptable.
The addressee of this rant will probably never read this but to anyone who ever will: stop following and rooting for players who are spreading toxicity into the community of our beloved sport and pastime - Dota 2. Do not root for ixmike88. Watch somebody else's stream. Bleed the color of another team for TI. Until it is unequivocally condemned by said athletes, boycott them. Be an activist and change Dota a little bit to the better.
If you work at valve, vote against inviting such players to events in any capacity, regardless of their technical skills.
i remember that one quest line in markarth where you fought against those barbarians and at some point the quest needed you to get arrested and i didnt realise that so i battled the entire city for like an hour and eventually escaped from the city, seeing how they keep respawning
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trash quality meme?
if i could choose between playing with aimstrong and seeing these memes on every other page
i still wouldn't play with aimstrong but please, stop.
nah bro these memes are fire 😂😂😂🙃💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 smash that mf like button👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼😩😩😩😩😩😩
im glad u liked them man il;l make sure to post morwe!
party of hell
man do i like it when i have 2 supports + bara afking in the laning stage while bs fucks me in the ass with his boyfriend roaming sk but when consequently we get 10k gold behind and cant kill a single hero fuck our cores right?? 👌👌
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/1278390
hi guys i have 4000 ranked games, half of them on supoports still cant figure out how to press tp on an allied tier 1 tower, can u help me figure it out??
I want some
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3285598651
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You’re fucking figured out, kid. I can solve mysteries anywhere, anytime, and I can complete your puzzle in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my grey cells. Not only am I extensively trained in sealing things with duct tape, but I have access to the entire power of the Detective's Authority and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable mystery off the face of the Fragment, you little witch. If only you could have known what unholy solution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting the Trick Ending, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Blue Truth all over your catbox and you will drown in it. Your mystery is fucking solved, kiddo.
real classy guys
= magnus
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play dota2 with me (Im a carry, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you arcana as little gift. you like CM? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)
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>▄▄▄▌▐██▌█ destination: your mom
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lmao
They've finally released kunkka and tide announcer
it's more tide than kunkka, already replaced it again with MK
gg
In an upcoming update, we will be making a balance change to the Rogue card: The Caverns Below.
The Caverns Below now reads: Quest: Play five minions with the same name. Reward: Crystal Core.
I don't usually watch streams but ran out of series to watch today and opened twitch. Clicked Dota 2. Clicked most popular live stream of player ixmike88. Watched 15 minutes. Saw him abusing low priority 5 minute wins.
Sincerely from the bottom of my heart, fuck you, kind sir ixmike88. Seeing these 15 minutes of twitch has helped me suddenly much better understand why there so many toxic players intentionally abusing low priority games of dota 2 that I'm trying to enjoy. As much as young boys mimic the hairstyles of their favorite football players, they take cue for their behavior and playstyles from eSports athletes they see in tournaments.
I understand that emotional maturity is not everybody's strongest suit and that is absolutely fine. But at the moment, you are not just neutral, you are in fact part of the worst kind of cancer of our community, ixmike88.
I demand that you apologize to all of us who have to deal with the ripple effects of your immature behaviour in our pubs and stop intentionally abusing low priority games, especially on stream. Forever. This is not excusable. Everybody gets mad and rages, I know. Everybody goes on a rant on what their teammates did wrong after dying in a fight, I know. But it is not ok to sometimes abuse low priority wins. NOT EVEN ONCE. It is unacceptable.
The addressee of this rant will probably never read this but to anyone who ever will: stop following and rooting for players who are spreading toxicity into the community of our beloved sport and pastime - Dota 2. Do not root for ixmike88. Watch somebody else's stream. Bleed the color of another team for TI. Until it is unequivocally condemned by said athletes, boycott them. Be an activist and change Dota a little bit to the better.
If you work at valve, vote against inviting such players to events in any capacity, regardless of their technical skills.
ixmike is my spirit animal
may i get the lina immortal on third try ples
i can gift u 1, i had a guy with 3k compendium lvl gift it to me and then i got another when i bought a bundle
RAMZES999 !!!!!!!!!!!!!
schlickschreck? rofl
Shlick Shrek
how do i choose to go for maelstrom-mjollnir on qop
praise helix
i remember that one quest line in markarth where you fought against those barbarians and at some point the quest needed you to get arrested and i didnt realise that so i battled the entire city for like an hour and eventually escaped from the city, seeing how they keep respawning
understandable have a nice day
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i highly recommend not letting me get the next page
pls i want to see more quality memes from you
^^
lmao, you banned nibba
im DEMON SPEEDING
haHAA
im DEMON SPEEDING
haHAA
devil machine broke
tier 6 )
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