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http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1631071323

How to play kunkka

Well, that match ended at 24 mins, his items weren't that horrendous considering he was 0-6, and assuming he got them before 24 mins, but yes, Kunkka lost them that game. XD

EDIT: oh wait, he went 0-13, nevermind

Kitrak can I buy some of the glue your huffing? You referenced the lesh game with top 200 mmr in north america.

Our team did awful, and I was in a lane against a really good techies / phoenix and it was infuriating. If the only thing you dick measure is KDA then the only thing that is rekt is your gene pool. I was still competitive come mid game and still put up decent HD / TD, and played well as a part of the team.

why the fuck would someone buy a 4k account. it really doesn't make sense to me.

Because they are 2.2k mmr and think they are way better than all of their "dumb team mates"

I'm no god at Dota, but it's pretty obvious when someone doesn't belong lol.

Gyro most aggressive carry in dota huh, kind of makes me feel like playing him, think that's what i'll do. :P 3.6 K right now, almost there ! O_O Ahh' my head

Hey Kitrak, nevermind, clearly you are above low 4k and have a super duper awesome life. How is being above average at dota working out for you?

I'm gonna be the bigger man, and not rag on you further, since it's pretty clear you live a solemn, sad, depressing life, and pwning noobs at dota is one of the few things that bring you a semblance of joy, despite the fact it is getting you nowhere in life.

Good luck, and remember, if things get too bad, and you are thinking of offing yourself, there is help man, you just gotta reach out for it. PM me if you need someone to talk to.

I feed on all your negativity... thanks lads

Kitrak spreading the word he is awesome yet failing to mention he smurfed on some bulls to calibrate where he did and in 6.84c most played hero is bloodseeker....

Bow down.

Man I really don't understand the need to fuckig shittalk 5-6ks. I mean even if they picked all FotM heroes they're still better than you

I mean is RTZ a scrub for demanding his team pick tusk/UD/whatever? He's still 1000x better than some 3k no matter what you label him

RTZ doesn't make a new account to hide his past zits and blemishes.

RTZ is an actual proffesional not some wannabe who flames people constantly on dotabuff forum.

Totally different and pretty illogical.

i gave kitrak blades for ember. he removed me from friends. RIP

@Really bad player .....Well done on that criticims the only thing u left behind is insulting his mother. So tell me did u reply to actually give him a hint on what he is doing wrong or u wanted to just show him that he sucked and that u r so far ahead of him?

U see its not psychology nor rocket science its called logic or common sense call it what u will, but goes without sayin that when u reply to some1 u r not supposed to flame the shit out of them, unless u want to start a flame war, and being 3k or 4k doesnt make some1 a retard that means that they dont take the game as seriously as u do or that they r particulary new to the game.

And even if they try and dont get higher on mmr that just says that they aint good for the game, every1 has their talents its just that not all r on the same spot.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

And lastly if u r thinking why im pointing my finger to u instead of the OP dont take it personal, what i said goes for both of u, no1 absolutly no1 has the right to judge some1 or their mental integrity based on a game >.<

Stay cool.
Cheers! :)

My dotabuff is full of the blemishes and zits that I am vainly trying to hide by sounding like a 5k pro

holy shiet, these kitrak flames are really good today. let me hear moar pls.

Me and Kitrak have the same win rate, therefore, I AM KITRAK, or maybe Kitrak is me, cause i main Marth on Melee..... Something weird is going on here...

"why are all retards 3k or low 4k on this site lol."

?

Bad game = Account buyers, and boosted.

Like I mean nothing against you personally but how high are you to think that someone bought a mid 3K account, you're not even 4K. All you have to do is make a new account, rub your butt against the keyboard for 100+ games then do ranked and bingo....3K.

It's not that hard. Shit happens though and you shouldn't let these things discourage you from ranked. I dropped from 5.6 to 4.9 because I play only supports and got a streak of bad core players this patch but hey thats the game.

One patch gives one patch takes away.

meanwhile me playing with this kind of players http://www.dotabuff.com/players/178622986

^ megapeniz smurf?

megapenis main

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/178622986 < blunts smurf for sure

sub 50% winrate meepo spammer

Kitrak if accounts were wiped what one hero would you spam to recalibrate this patch?

Also flame or not kitrak is closer to 3k-4k players then he is to being on actual pro players levels (RTZ for one)

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/122679524 KEK!

4800 mmr meepo player is actually 3k meepo player.

good volvo nice played

@last picking...

I try and never take sides but lets say calibration cap was removed he would probably hit about 4.9 - 5.1 calibrating normally. I have actually watched him play some games and he is worth his salt, have you ever watched one of his games?

I have played with you and from the couple games I have you play decently but nothing higher than a clean 4.2 calibration even with MMR capping off. Again, I am in no ways taking sides just you've openly resented another player because he made a smurf and calibrated it higher than you think he should have.....but who are any of us to claim that.

If I can calibrate at 4.2 and play it up to 5.6 then I am pretty sure he could calibrate at 4.6 and play it up from there. In fact....starting from the W/L ratio of 50% in ranked he has surplus 2.47% winrate, and 2.47% of 768 ranked games is 19 games. So if he calibrated at 4.6 he would still be around 5.1 right now which is still good/achievable for someone you claim abused the system.

To reinstate not taking sides just pointing out the obvious fact that Kitrak is better than you by quite a fair bit. Its not the heroes, or your belief he's inflated by "playing the meta" he is a better player overall.

"6.84c most played hero is bloodseeker" It's actually as much BH as it is BS, he's played 21 games of each and has a higher winrate as BH. Where as checking your most played, shocker, Tuskarr by a huge amount. You're calling someone out for playing the meta when that's exactly what you're doing as well.

Also "what one hero would you spam to recalibrate this patch?" IMO you would play whats good and there is no shame in that. Why would you play inferior heroes. Why would you brandish a sword when everyone else has guns, get smart, get real, get good. You play what wins, and you play to win.

Welcome to Dota2!

I am very into studying the stats and from the look of things putting you at a 4.2 calibration is even then too high as you have maintained roughly about 46-48% winrate in VHS games which would be about 3.8 so you would keep being in about 3.5-3.9 from a statistical standpoint.

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/118540905/trends?date=6month&hero=&skill_bracket=very_high_skill&lobby_type=&game_mode=&region=&faction=&metric=win

Hmm we played twice together once I was a 5 position ogre we won in a stomp.

The other I was 3 position in a game we got stomped and I held back on trying to kill their 4-5 offlane because I didn't want to risk dying to troll and pushing the game further out of control.

Side note I don't disagree kitrak would calibrate higher than me he plays primarily mid heroes and I play 4 positions or offlane usually. Beyond that he knows more about dota then me overall but I still maintain guy abused a bs calibration and never posted much before on whatever his original account was. I have also watched his games before so check that off your block in fact one game he captain drafted and got stopped playing the hard carry and is mid and support were dominating.

I think my ceiling right now if not spamming is probably 4200 and yeah I'm trending down lately but if you look at the losses recently you will see blatant throwing and not me feeding the game away.

Also this patch I got up to 4k primarily playing tusk but I get bored playing something that starts to feel too easy. (Irony since I've played so much earth)

In summary kitrak is a douche regardless and if status quo wasn't his main concern he would have never smurfed to leapfrog his original account.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1527399783

In fact havoc with you being a 5k player pool how you dropping my abilities based off this game? Do tell? Oh and I was muted that game I might add.

40 minutes stout shield keepo

american trash s tfu pls

You were playing your absolute best hero and I thought you should have been better than you were which was perhaps my fault in expectations due to the ES players I play with being extremely good.

There are countless players who have breached 5, 6, and almost 7K playing exclusively offlanes and supports so that's no excuse. You say kitrak is a douche well equally so are you for consistently targeting him because he maybe said something that hurt your feelings.

Like I said I am not taking sides but you're in no position to be targetting someone better than you consistently calling out his heroes when your heroes are just as meta or broken and your 2k below him, if your theory of broken abuse, or meta is valid the in the same right why are you not in his bracket as well. Fact remains fact, he is better now just let it end please.

So muted 1 vs troll/Lina and you expected me to stomp them?

In all honesty?

I would just like to say that even though I am 4k I could easily be 6 if it wasn't for my team.
I am also better than everyone in this thread that is not a pro player.

#Rekt

Hmm amazing the words out of context on this site. Never not in one flame did I ever say I was a better dota or overall dota player then kitrak.

Good flame though guy above.

@roel, problem is, everyone thinks that.

But there's some people who say that to me, and i actually believe them. I have a 4.0 K friend who thinks he's 5K, but has shit team mates, but doesn't want to grind solo MMR just to get there anymore. When you see the way he plays, it's hard to argue, i think he can shit on a few of my 5K friends, and everytime i spectate his game, he's always losing despite being 12-5 and stuff. (i have multiple innocent friends who always do well just to lose) :/

^----no clue because I'm 4k and have been for a few weeks now ;)

What's it like needing to edit one sentence that has little to no substance? Did you not make yourself giggle enough the first time?

It changed enough for you to make a new account to calibrate on a year ago ;)

Words out of context much although yes you are right more people side with you. Of course that would partially because you get on your knees for certain people at your mmr and berate anyone below.

Also doubt your 6k mmr and as you said 6001 doesn't really change much unless it benefits you I guess.