General Discussionus west looking for team to queue with, must be 4.5K+, smurf nyx player

wow you're awful and you still got balls to ask for a team with >4,5k mmr ahahha sad little punk

as bad as your 0/25/0 sf?

and which game i have lost so far is on me again?

this is the last game we lost.....encouraged team to push and they didn't....notice the hd and kda....

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1623213841

@OP, alright so earlier you were shit talking me and i ignored it, but after seeing this post i think its time you realize that you're complete dogshit.

no one cares about your 60% wr and 6 KDA because ITS HIGH SKILL.

You made 2 accounts, tried the same shit on both and FAILED TO EVEN GET TO VHS.
here's your first failure (ur mom) http://www.dotabuff.com/players/242109014
and your second failure (iops) http://www.dotabuff.com/players/277257776

In both cases, you have proven yourself unworthy to be paired with even 4k, and now you require people to be 4.5k??? WTF?

Fun fact, i looked up your records assuming you would have decent ones, and yet i found that across both of your shitty accounts you cant even stomp a normal skill game. You claim to play position 3/4, yet highest GPM from both? 507? WTF? MY AVERAGE GPM FROM EVERY GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED IS 513 AND THATS NOT EVEN GOOD.

Please do the dota 2 community a favor and uninstall.

apparently you confused smurf nyx with smurf pa.....

and obviously you don't know how valve matchmaking works....i can queue very high in my second game with tinker and your point?

every game i have lost, either the carry failed, or we dragged the game too long. i win every off lane, solo or not, i win every early game, i create more space for the carry than u can dream of and i roam more in a game than u do in ur dota career....obviously you don't understand nyx and looking at ur record, neither do u understand bs

PS: oh, my kda in vhs is prob 20+.....since u keep on questioning my high skill kda

why would you ask for teammates at least 1k higher than you? is it more interesting for you to stack with people belonging to another skill bracket?

smurf bro, smurf....

i am smurfing a semi-support.....i can't carry these low life scrubs....

i eat 4.5ks for breakfast all other terms equal...

smurfs these days are getting more and more retarded

do u think that any of the 4.5k players who support at least sometimes and are able to keep themselves on their mmr even if picking supps would have smurfed into high skill?

"I eat 4.5ks for breakfast in all other terms"

If by breakfast you mean their Dongs then ok.

no one knows for sure how matchmaking works but its prob logical to assume it involves cs, gpm, etc.....i roam all game and i don't play carry because carry is boring....smurfing is about having fun....obviously i am not gonna queue vas in my first 30 games despite my win% and kda.

like i said earlier....if i played tinker...i can prob queue vas in my third game.....u r not gonna get there with 50 cs every game...

@blood lmao...thats the best comeback u got?

If by breakfast you mean their Dongs then ok.
ayy lmao, rekt

lmfao found x6 smurf acc boys

if by doing well u mean having 4-5th ranking in hero dmg for your team 2/3 games then whatever u say bro

clearly blind....but i wouldn't have expected more from someone who still queues normal after 1k games

edit:

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/277257776

out of last 8 games, i did most hd in 4 of them (and thats prob my worst ratio, scroll back and i prob top the chart 6/8)

so whats ur question again? pardon? i thought so....

High skill ego is real....

le ego has arrived

Why are people so upset? If he wants to ask whether somebody who is 1k higher wants to queue with him, then let him. Nothing wrong with that.

thats not the problem^
he thinks he's at a level higher than that when he's clearly far fucking below! and he's obviously gonna feed nonstop

This is ohaiyo's nyx

omfg 368 gpm...noob noob noob...omg high skill trashxhxhxhxhx

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/93616251/matches?hero=nyx-assassin

nyx gpm matters?

quote

"Fun fact, i looked up your records assuming you would have decent ones, and yet i found that across both of your shitty accounts you cant even stomp a normal skill game. You claim to play position 3/4, yet highest GPM from both? 507? WTF? MY AVERAGE GPM FROM EVERY GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED IS 513 AND THATS NOT EVEN GOOD."

and also....gpm prob helps with moving up brackets....obviously i don't have a high gpm playing nyx and hence moves up slower than others

so no...it doesn't matter...i am just trying to point out that gpm on nyx does not matter...

30-40 games is more than enough to reach your actual skill regardless of heroes

whats your main's mmr?

you're shit, just stop replying pls.

u have manboobs, just stop replying pls.

my friend who was 3.2k at that time made a smurf and reached very high skill on second game..........

@3x star

well....apparently valve thinks otherwise. kda, win rate all good....so obviously they are factoring other stuff like gpm or cs or sth

mmr prob higher than plenty in this thread....

lol and raining, ur reading comprehension is at 1k

quote from earlier in the thread: "and obviously you don't know how valve matchmaking works....i can queue very high in my second game with tinker and your point?"

just show it then, cuz you look like a 3k kid who thinks he is hot shit

show what.....wanna solo mid nyx? lol

if you just show that you are 4.5k on your main and want to stack with other 4.5k+ players then there is 0 issues

lol and u deserve to know who i am because?

and u deserve to play with 4.5k+ palyers in a stack because?

"no one knows for sure how matchmaking works but its prob logical to assume it involves cs, gpm, etc."

Provided many lols, thank you.

???????????????????????

@ywm

by matchmaking i was referring to bracket.....so what u r telling me is that bracket does not factor in cs? many lols indeed

this is why you're shit
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1563151644
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1563210599
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1573666924

your first 3 games but wait, YOU WILL THINK YOU WERE GOD THOSE GAMES ---> CLEARLY NOT and luckily volvo realizes too

you were carried in all of them and a NON FACTOR

first game:

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1607405853

second game:

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1607997564

third:

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1608090550

where is my very high? lol? non factor.....ya....

i sick of this brainddead fucktard, someone pls sub in for me

i see u majored in rhetoric in college....well versed in the english language u r

DONT WORRY BEANO IM HERE TO THE RESCUE!

hes probably just some over-zealous cosplayer who shouts "NYX NYX NYX" in the mic until people cant take it anymore.

would explain his shit gameplay no?

ayy lmao

This ancient gif is getting more and more relevant in Dotabuff

and btw the way you play nyx and build it is bad =)

THIS IS FLAME THREAD NOW

To what extent do we push? Personally i have no qualms verbally thrashing this pleb to borderline suicide, feel free to join in guys.

why would any 4.5k+ player want to play with low 3k player?

^ Don't you?

@Blunt
well for some reason i still invite you to my parties sometimes

kAaaPAPA