The Great Strategist
The best thing about your playstyle is that you’re most likely to genuinely enjoy your Dota 2 games. When you’re not playing you’re thinking about playing. You’re more likely to initiate both a teamfight and a play session. Wait… why didn’t they go in with you? This team...
Mastering that balance between a team’s farm and pushing strategy is one of your great strengths. But lets confront the real issue… sometimes you can be annoying. Not everyone else could say that their signature move is to ping constantly. Lets not even address the times you’ve played with an open mic and tons of background music. You’re a Dota DJ
Mass pinging and Background music aside, that's pretty accurate.
You don't deserve to be in the trench with these peasants. They're lucky they even got match made with you. If there were five of you on the same team, you would have won AND casted a TI at the same time. That's how versatile and knowledgeable you are when it comes to Dota.
The one disadvantage of having 5 of you in a match? There’s no way you could find enough farm to be satisfied with your performance. You’ve been caught farming while your team fought 4v5 before, haven’t you? That’s okay because you just needed to finish that last item
"You don't deserve to be in the trench with these peasants" i KEEP TELLING MYSELF THAT NO ONE LISTENS..
The support
You have purchased wards and/or courier and proceeded to mindlessly feed and complain about your cores via all-chat. Your answer for having 0-10 is "I'm a support". Next game you pick Troll. You feed. It's supports fault. Next 5 games are -ar.
This test is bullshit, because on a lot of questions none of the answer apply to you.
I got humble support, what is kind of true but at the same time not.
I got -
Picku materinu (Fucked your mother) - always tell other teammates that he fucked their mothers , abuse them for every fail , never leaves runes and activates them after teammate uses all charges on the bottle and wants to refill it , always reports teammates and enemies at 1st minute of the game . After each in game death he wishes them painful death or cancer and tells them that their family is going to die in a car accident . If Picku Materinu wins the game he always credits himself and still wishes their mothers to have sexual intercourse's with him (preferably orally )
And my Friend got Mid
( MID) - Calls for mid lane before game loading screen, if there is a conflict who's going to mid ,picks nature prophet(or doom) and starts conquering jungle and making big money(or buys 20 chickens and starts a siege on the tower from 1st minute ). Must have item is Hand of Midas. Starts using swearing words if only attacked or asked to come help the team. Never joins the team fights unless its beneficial to him for buying dagon . If the teammate makes a kill in MID presence he is getting abused and called kill stealer ( no matter what role he/she is playing). MID map awareness is outstanding as he/she will always going to be be on the most remotest corner of the map (as far from teammates as possible ) .
If wins the game asks to commend him because his dagon was a key to success
woah, when i saw (SUPPORT) i was like lmfao retarded test as expected, but then it got real ;oo
OK, what the hell? :D
The Dota Knight
You try to be a good person, but the truth is everyone on your team finds you insufferable. It's not that they aren't listening to you; it's that they already muted you after 2 minutes in.
Be honest… at times you can be a micromanager. Sometimes you are a bit too detailed oriented for simple pubs to understand. One of your weaknesses is adaptability to unexpected situations, but when things do go as you planned it is masterful.
The real benefit of having you on the team is that sometimes the enemy hates you just as much as your teammates. If you can troll them enough to plant a seed of despair we may just win this game.
There's a little bit of truth I guess. The part where it says that I get muted after 2 mins is completely wrong.
Dote Knight
http://www.dotabuff.com/personality/eyJwbGF5ZXJfaWQiOjEyMzI1ODAxNSwiYSI6MywidCI6MywiYyI6MSwiaSI6MiwiZCI6NSwiaCI6Mn0=
I was hoping this quiz would tell me what heroes suit me best :P
Dendi Jr.
you dont deserve to be between all of those russians. you could win and cast and watch all the internationals in the same time,just by yourself.
:D
The Dota Knight
You try to be a good person, but the truth is everyone on your team finds you insufferable. It's not that they aren't listening to you; it's that they already muted you after 2 minutes in.
Be honest… at times you can be a micromanager. Sometimes you are a bit too detailed oriented for simple pubs to understand. One of your weaknesses is adaptability to unexpected situations, but when things do go as you planned it is masterful.
The real benefit of having you on the team is that sometimes the enemy hates you just as much as your teammates. If you can troll them enough to plant a seed of despair we may just win this game.
The Humble Support
Your sacrificial and selfless nature propels your fellow teammates to their maximum potential. If only they could make the most out of your martyrdom then you would win every Dota game. Every last hit your team misses hurts like a thousand pinpricks preventing you from achieving true glory.
Lets face it - you’re kind of meta. While everyone else is focused solely on the farm in front of them you are thinking ahead and anticipating future opportunities. Your ability to multitask and perceived map awareness let you keep your team in the loop. Sometimes you even like to tell then what abilities they SHOULD have used in the last team fight.
^ well i did know i was a bitch but
https://imageshack.us/i/f0ZUcmQ4j also i'm illuminati xd
Communication : 0
For sure, this test is not wrong on this one
The Critical Striker
Much like AdmiralBulldog never giving up on Sheever, you never back down from a fight - unless it is a stupid one. In that case you will be walking away and laughing as your teammate feeds. What were they thinking? You have an exacting fight or flight sense that makes you an asset in a team setting. You have absolutely NEVER teleported into a fight just to feed. That would never happen to you. Not even once.
Your strong emotional grounding makes you significantly less affected by toxic teammates and compared to other players you are less likely to have huge losing streaks… that are your own fault.
The Humble Support
http://www.dotabuff.com/personality/eyJwbGF5ZXJfaWQiOjkyODM3ODMyLCJhIjoyLCJ0IjoxLCJjIjozLCJpIjo0LCJkIjoyLCJoIjo0fQ==
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what happens when SOMEONE gets lots of determination/teamwork/communication?
does he gets "saint" or "gaben"?
The Critical Striker
Much like AdmiralBulldog never giving up on Sheever, you never back down from a fight - unless it is a stupid one. In that case you will be walking away and laughing as your teammate feeds. What were they thinking? You have an exacting fight or flight sense that makes you an asset in a team setting. You have absolutely NEVER teleported into a fight just to feed. That would never happen to you. Not even once.
Your strong emotional grounding makes you significantly less affected by toxic teammates and compared to other players you are less likely to have huge losing streaks… that are your own fault.
:D
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The Dota Knight
You try to be a good person, but the truth is everyone on your team finds you insufferable. It's not that they aren't listening to you; it's that they already muted you after 2 minutes in.
Be honest… at times you can be a micromanager. Sometimes you are a bit too detailed oriented for simple pubs to understand. One of your weaknesses is adaptability to unexpected situations, but when things do go as you planned it is masterful.
The real benefit of having you on the team is that sometimes the enemy hates you just as much as your teammates. If you can troll them enough to plant a seed of despair we may just win this game.