General DiscussionWhich Dota hero would you be IRL and why?

And you'd be a mass of water incapable of speech or anything else for that matter.

Dota2 Morphling can speak.

He also can do this http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/809

nature's profit

invoker :) i dreamt that i was an invoker once, it was rly fat, i spammed meteors on people ^^

Zeus

huggernaut~

Actually i would love to be Skywrath Mage. By the way... "You cannot escape from heaven"!

rikimaru. nuff said

once i was a ta and prince of persia hybrid in my sleep

Faceless Void, so I can control time.

Tinker, because hail science and fuck magic (I'm an engineer student)

wow gratz nerd, youd be a fucking nerd irl AGAIN just like now
cool anime avatar btw

Slardar, so could strip ppl naked with amplify damage :D

What ? Pudge ofc

Meepo, I can multitask

void, chronosphere, do ur thing. lul

More than choosing a hero, because none of the male ones are normal human beings (in appearance) and the ones who are, are boring...I would choose to have a real life Blink Dagger, Dagon, Shadow Blade and Force Staff.

^ Why would you want any of these and not a Midas

Fine, add Midas and Boots of travel to the bunch.

I'd be teemo.

Zeus. I can kill all human in a matter of seconds.

Furion ! Go anywhere you want :D

Hmm Riki or Gondar... if you know what I mean. ^_*

riki if i could go back to being a teenager >: _D

Why would i be 1 hero when i can be them alll with RRRRRRRRRRubick! :)

What Yoshi said! Rubick all the way! :)

Chronosphere sounds cool, but it only lasts a few seconds.

Rubickkkkkkkkkkkkkk! Lift people up, be imune to magic!! and besides, obtain any skill

Nature's proffit, so i can be like Al Gore

Why would you want to be Rubick? He's creepy and you won't have any other hero to steal spells from.

juggernaut bitch!

Doom. He's big and cool!

CM cause boobs

Luna, cause mount?

QoP? Wait, no, I take that back....

naga siren? i can make clones to do all the work and freeze people for. ... you know (;

Techies bin laden ftw

^LoL wtf PooTankInaMall xD

Back to topic: I want to be Storm Spirit(as panda) so everytime I see/hear something funny, I can literally go ROFL! Storm incoming!! :D

troll warlord, so that i can write faster in my exams :D!!

Alchemist because he has a mothafuckin' ogre. A yellow ogre that turns into a purple ogre.