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General Discussionif you could have any Dota heroes skill irl, what would you choose

if you could have any Dota heroes skill irl, what would you choose in General Discussion
ⱤenShin

    Id get alchemist greevils greed because money

    JDF8

      lore wise i think time lapse basically makes you god

      kowareta

        Shapeshift for sure

        LegendaryHD

          Time Lapse is not very good ability because if you get shot and died you can't time lapse anymore.

          So my best guess is I'd choose Bounty Hunter invis because I can do anything I want while invis, including sex to a girl while sleeping.

          ROAD TO HERALD 0

            Time walk probably. Or teleportation.

            DemonicTrashcan

              Damn LegendaryHD can bang a girl without her even feeling it? That is stealthy as shit.

              NP's Teleport is the universal option. Generally any of the mobility options would be the most useful for life. Teleportation, Blink, Guardian Sprint, (makes you swim faster?,) and many of the other dash/blink type abilities would be great. Invis are also great options, Clinkz may be best as it provides so much movement speed.

              Combat abilities aren't very useful in the modern age. Dmg buffs etc. are only useful in self defense, (rare situation,) or for sport/warfare. The former would be cheating and the latter goes into a whole different territory. Anything that provides huge survivability would be great too.

              Dragon's Blood will give you tough skin and make you regenerate wounds faster? Life Drain/Sunder to steal other people's life force and keep yourself young/healthy?

              AloneInKyōto

                Yes but don’t forget in order to make things plausible you have to take into consideration real life physics and try to stay within plausible boundaries

                AloneInKyōto

                  What i meant by that is actually, that even if LegendaryHD & Kowa turn Invis they’d still stay virgins.

                  Violent J

                    I dunno about greed. I wouldn't want to have to build up a farm full of animals to slaughter within 40s...

                    Nature's attendants seems good. (Heal yourself and others, probably plants too)
                    Borrowed Time (caused real life accidents are infrequent)
                    Blink, obviously.

                    If mana is basically mental energy, it then chakra magic. To basically keep myself at the high mental state I like.

                    weii

                      shapeshift to escape school hours :>

                      Feachairu

                        probably any healing skill

                        nature attendant seems nice and broken

                        i wanted to take mana shield but it doesnt nullify 100% dmg and do i even have any mana

                        if not,probably morph skill 3

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                        Feachairu

                          pugna lifedrain with agamin also looks gud

                          if you can spam timelapse and -5second of your life without cd that also seems nice,maybe you can live forever

                          Feachairu

                            arcs rune forge also interesting,but i have no idea how does regen rune works

                            Feachairu

                              naga song with aga also look gud

                              xboy

                                Re-arm so I can fuck all day

                                Crazy OverDrive

                                  Morph ulti hahaha

                                  LegendaryHD

                                    Yall forgot this one op ability if you translate it to real life.

                                    HOLY PERSUASION by Chen

                                    I can make any girls suck my dick for free and command her whatever I want including killing herself.

                                    Basically permanent hypnosis.

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                                    Feachairu

                                      holy persuasion only works on creeps,humans probably wont be classified as creeps

                                      AloneInKyōto

                                        ^ this LegendaryHD only wants powers & Skills to torture and rape women lol.
                                        Talking about a helpless psychopath

                                        kowareta

                                          holy persuasion only works on creeps,humans probably wont be classified as creeps

                                          but u missed the whole point, he actually meant women are creeps xD

                                          MuLLi

                                            Spirit breakers charge ofc and I go to play some ice hockey

                                            muuuuuuuuuuuu

                                            '96 Neve Campbell

                                              Cloak and Dagger of course, imagine the amount of mischief you could get up to with permanent invisibility

                                              boring personality

                                                Definitely mirror image- I'd finally have some friends

                                                kowareta

                                                  ^
                                                  Friends 138
                                                  FeelsWeirdMan
                                                  and im sure my mirror dont want to be friend with me cause he knows all my dark secrets.

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                                                  thisbe666

                                                    Definitely mirror image- I'd finally have some friends

                                                    D: i'll be your friend

                                                    Feachairu

                                                      i think creep in real world maybe just animal or plant

                                                      Feachairu

                                                        if you want friends better get summon skill i tink like force of nature

                                                        thisbe666

                                                          i want u fea xoxo

                                                          Pale Mannie

                                                            why bh or riki invis when you can have clinkz aghs invis and be fast as fuck boiii

                                                            boring personality

                                                              Tempest double would be pretty cool too now that I think about it

                                                              Cheap Laugh Guy

                                                                Is Ren the guy years ago who impregnated someone and had to quit dota?

                                                                ⱤenShin

                                                                  Indeed I am , suprising some ppl remembered.

                                                                  Tu tayta

                                                                    I'm that guy that's there to remind people that when you are invisible, you are also blind. Have fun.

                                                                    Blink's the answer.

                                                                    LegendaryHD

                                                                      holy persuasion only works on creeps,humans probably wont be classified as creeps

                                                                      Ok but I have other ultimate op ability that will works on human.

                                                                      Nightmare by Bane, I can make any girls including your mom sleep for specific amount of time and while they're sleeping I can rape her.

                                                                      snakemonger-

                                                                        uh shadow dance so i can heal when nobody has vision of me

                                                                        Yami Yugi

                                                                          NP's teleportation so I can get all the selfies around the world, now bow to me : The Instagram King!

                                                                          Yami Yugi

                                                                            I can make any girls

                                                                            You are weak kid, you will never be an Emperor with hundreds of women at your disposal

                                                                            boring personality

                                                                              Ok but I have other ultimate op ability that will works on human.
                                                                              Nightmare by Bane, I can make any girls including your mom sleep for specific amount of time and while they're sleeping I can rape her.

                                                                              I know you're an edgy teenager but this is seriously fucked up.

                                                                              snakemonger-

                                                                                there are little chances that this guy is being serious. surely he has to be messing with us, right?
                                                                                should be put on a watchlist either way, just in case.

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                                                                                Feachairu

                                                                                  8 seconds of sleeping to rape people seems unrealistic tho

                                                                                  cartel

                                                                                    rage/duel/doom to settle things
                                                                                    call down/ poison nova for genocide
                                                                                    blackhole to end all the misery

                                                                                    Yami Yugi

                                                                                      a Noble man would go for Arcane Aura and get rid of stupidity on the globe for good

                                                                                      blackhole to end all the misery

                                                                                      @design by subtraction why not Thunder God's Wrath so you can enjoy killing only your enemy (or in @LegendaryHD's case, kill those who refuse to serve him)

                                                                                      Feachairu

                                                                                        o ye i remember i ever talk about duel being broken since you can kidnap people and kill them while they tied up after shouting I CHALLANGE YOU and get free +18 damage

                                                                                        make it 99999 people you will be one punch man or something

                                                                                        cartel

                                                                                          I only wish to help everyone reach a happier place..not to kill them...as I've said I want to end the misery not have a world of allies...
                                                                                          I don't wish death on my enemies.. if i wanted to settle things with enemies it'd be through doom
                                                                                          Eternal struggle is the most beautiful punishment
                                                                                          If I could I'd give my enemies reincarnation
                                                                                          But no
                                                                                          Black hole is far more merciful
                                                                                          Find peace in liberation

                                                                                          Yami Yugi

                                                                                            Find peace in liberation

                                                                                            Black Hole hurts Earth, I hate injuring Earth, I have a proposal for you, and the terrorist out there :
                                                                                            Destroy the Earth's main forest!

                                                                                            Now you understand why Archimonde go after Nordrassil : it will result in OUR extinction, not the Earth's demise

                                                                                            ⌛

                                                                                              Chronosphere or blackhole

                                                                                              cartel

                                                                                                After all it's my choice
                                                                                                I chose it not you....so you don't have to tell us how much you love mother earth and hate "injuring" it
                                                                                                Also
                                                                                                It's nothing but speculation my friend
                                                                                                I don't really have the ability to cast a black hole
                                                                                                but if I did I wouldn't really think about "Earth"
                                                                                                a speck on a blot with a massive ego
                                                                                                also destroying a forest is so much pain
                                                                                                liberation wouldn't be as instantaneous
                                                                                                I don't want people to struggle
                                                                                                I want them to be free
                                                                                                who cares about extinction
                                                                                                If there was a path to end misery without ending life
                                                                                                I'd have chosen it

                                                                                                LittleFingers

                                                                                                  Morph ultimate so I can be someone's husband and then sleep with his wife without her noticing.
                                                                                                  Or be president for a day for fun.

                                                                                                  Yami Yugi

                                                                                                    a speck on a blot with a massive ego

                                                                                                    This guy has a beautiful mind, twisted logic, and a catastrophic arts

                                                                                                    Remind me of Sephiroth

                                                                                                    LegendaryHD

                                                                                                      Ok beside the rape part, I'd also like black hole (no racist shit)
                                                                                                      So I can destroy earth instantly.

                                                                                                      I ♡ CINDO ....

                                                                                                        cloack and dagger (riki's 3rd skill)
                                                                                                        greevil's greed (alche's 3rd skill)
                                                                                                        teleportation (np's 2nd skil)

                                                                                                        thats all i need :]